The introduction to the second word I learned this Christmas will be short because I am a little bit embarrassed to be telling. The word is:
PASTIES: Glue-on nipple covers. Usually with tassles.
I think that strippers and porn-stars use them. Private individuals use them, too. I think there's a Sex and the City episode in which Samantha puts some on but I could be wrong about this. It does sound like something she would do, right?
You will be disappointed to hear that I did not learn the word in usage. Kyle and I were hanging out in our Philadelphia hotel room trying to figure out where we could go look for gloves when Kyle promptly suggested Macy's. PASTIE'S?! I asked.
Kyle's eye got THIS big and... Yeah.